Funny new baby quotes
Your horoscope suggests that you have a busy few months ahead. Diapers to change and rejection to clean! Congrats and enjoy the ride!
Parenthood is the only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time. Congrats super daddy!
Best wishes to new family! A lot of people will tell you advices like "sleep when the baby's sleeping." It's good recommendation unless the baby sleeps when you're driving!
Congrats on the new arrival You will be constantly asked if your baby sleeps through the night. Tell them you don't know, because you spend nights out clubbing...!
Congratulations new parents! Now you can talk loud to yourself in public and people don't look at you like you're crazy. Wishing you happy moments with your little girl!
Once you were 2, now you are 3 as a new member has joined the family! He/she is cool! Congrats and best wishes!
Now your world is about to change. A new baby will make your love stronger, home happier, days shorter, nights longer and bank account emptier. Best wishes for the future!
I can't believe that even the baby now has a baby. However peaceful your life had been, it is now a thing of the past! Heartfelt wishes for your little one!
Earlier you used to cook for two and now you have to cook for three! Congratulations to new mother!
Welcome to parenthood! Now you should skill up know how to sing lullabies and follow the stories!