Fantastic news! Let's celebrate your success in a manner that's likely to get us all fired!
Congratulation you on your promotion! Hope you haven'tt earned it on your knees...
Congratulations for doing what we pay you for in the way it was intended to be done!
I heard you earned a new fancy job title. You are a big fish now!
You seriously deserved this success. I hope your new job is as easy as you are.
Congratulations on receiving the promotion ... I deserved! Don't get too comfortable.
Don't bother me at work unless cake is involved! Enjoy your success !
You got promoted. Now you are dead to us.
Congrats on your new position at work that you probably won't like any better...
Congratulations for the promotion received! A whole new place to sit all day...
Congratulations on taking your old job back. Well done!
You are great! Congratulations on your 1 % raise...
Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you are already doing. Now Get Back To Work!
I heard you have earned a new fancy job title. You are a big fish now!