Funny Christmas wishes
Happy Holidays to you! I'm sure Santa knows the difference, but I'll put in a good word for you, just in case. ;)
Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Don't forget your list to Santa this Christmas - you'll get more out of him than you'll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.
If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
The goose is getting fat
And gifts are piling up each day;
Enjoy your Christmas time my friend,
May good things come your way!
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year!
This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy
And his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer,
Wishes for a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!